My favorite missed connection as of late:

Subject: Makin my junk SIZZZZ - m4w - 32 (Sizzler)

Reply to: pers-931784913@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-23, 11:26PM PST

Id like to eat off your salad bar…
hit me up MILF in the booth…

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