Tender Buttons
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The only known cure for June gloom malaise is to convince someone you know to adopt a baby animal.  It’s well-documented (see: Harris & Redgrave, “Documenting Inter-Species Relationships In The Nuclear Age Vol. I & II; Carson, Steinman & Lubovic “Puppies And You: A Study In Mood-Elevating Phenomena”).  Baby animals, particularly puppies and kittens, are like kryptonite for weather-induced crappy feelings of inertia, boredom, and despair.  It’s really the only way: you must spend as much of each day until July 1 staring into the glossy button-like eyes of a domestic creature recently sprung from its mother’s womb. »Tess Lynch’s Blame It On The Rain, just pure brilliance.
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    Tess Lynch’s Blame It...Rain, just pure brilliance.
  4. ohgrowup reblogged this from kingdragon and added:
    its a good thing i knew this before i booked my tickets to LA in JUNE. whatevs. i hear visits from friends out east is a...
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    Word, Tess…WORD....be more bummed out by this craptastic weather.
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    Wow. Very strange.
  11. saraliz reblogged this from fochaux and added:
    june gloom is fuckin killin me. but, we also saw the hangover. another excellent cure for the general malaise.
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    all counts. Evidence presented:...Cheesecake Factory.
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    i had no idea there...thing as “june gloom” (in...winter,...
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    Spot on. I’m recovering from...ride that has left my legs feeling rather useless. Also,...
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    Tess Lynch, Blame It
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